When Simons sister casually mentions that her boyfriend wants to try anal sex, he has no clue where her devious mind is going. See, Kelly thinks the very idea is gross, but she knows its her big brothers favorite position. The more he tells her about his experiences, the hornier she gets, until she begs him to show her how its done! Kelly wants Simon to fill her in...with a little Anal 101. This tale of erotic taboo is 11,000 words and for readers 18 and up. ----- Excerpt ----- Kelly could only relate the experience of her friend Becky. She said it was like...relieving herself, and then having it pushed back in, and then doing it all over again. Yeah, one girl told me it was like trying to squeeze toothpaste back into a tube, I said. She hated it. But then another girl told me she actually liked that feeling. Becky said shed try it again if she was with a guy who knew what he was doing. Thats the secret to any sex, isnt it? Kelly was obviously trying to distract herself. When she tired of sucking on her wet hair she began to pull the strings of her hoodie. I guess so... I slid my phone over the table. Say, you want to give me Beckys number? Kelly knocked the phone spinning. Noooooo! she moaned. Maybe I will have another beer, I said. All this reminiscing is making me think of all the sex Im not having. I barely heard her next thoughtful mumble. Yeah, about that... Mm? I grunted from the fridge. Talking about stuff like this, especially when Ive been drinking...it gets me kind of horny. That wasnt a surprise. I was horny, too. Part of my reason for getting up was so I could hide my shame in the cold shadow of the refrigerator. Uh-huh, I muttered. And after this whole talk I think maybe Id be willing to try anal. Guess Danny owes me a high five too, then. No, she said. I mean, Im horny now, and just drunk enough to go for it. I stuck my head deeper into the fridge. So call him up! I yelled. Maybe once she was gone I could actually call Becky, I thought, see what she was doing... Hes never done it before. He just wants to do it with me, Kelly said. That sounded like a rough time for my sisters perky bottom. Yeesh, I said. Good luck with that. When she didnt respond I poked my head above the refrigerator door. She stared back at me intently. Sucking on her hair. What? I said, confused. She continued to stare with wide, grinning eyes. Kel. What? I dont get what youre-- I want to try it, she said. To see if I like it. So just call-- Suddenly it dawned on me. What? NO! She leapt from the table. Hear me out! she said. No way! I backed away like she was a monster in a horror movie. Kel, youre my sister... She followed me around the kitchen island in a slow circle. We were both breathing way too sharply for such minimal exercise and the booze was not the one to blame. My sister suddenly looked like a wild thing, her eyes bright and bold. We circled faster until Kelly abruptly stopped, wiped her hair primly over her shoulders, and straightened the hoodie over her chest. Okay, um, so you like butt stuff... No! I said. Waaaaait! she whined. Lets set aside the fact that this is my anal virginity were talking about. Whats wrong with you helping me? Number one, youre my sister. Thats why its okay! I smacked my forehead. How does that even make sense? Because Im asking you to help me find out if I like it! Im asking you for help. That actually gave me pause. I tapped my finger on the granite countertop and tried to decide if that made it any less wrong.